Thursday came in like nutra had a clearance sale and the rest of the catalog just sat in the corner, quietly jealous. Plus, 19 networks popped off — Ryzhik is already suspecting this wasn’t a day, but a full-blown price-revaluation fair.

📈 Adenicil and Cordyceps suddenly remembered they can be pricey

For Cordyceps Pulse on joints and Adenicil on prostatitis, there was a run of isolated jumps: 20→70 (+250%) in AT and CH, then 20→65 (+225%) in Germany, plus a whole bunch of spikes to 50–55 across CZ, BE, IT, SK, ES, HU, GR. Nutra clearly decided today that treatment is a premium service, not some tea from the shelf.

🎯 Glucadin scattered goals across half of Europe like a generous Santa

The new Glucadin offers arrived with goals across almost the whole EU right out of the gate: the Turkish, Portuguese, Romanian, Bulgarian, and Italian versions got +14/+15 goals, and the German one got +11. The shakers from Shakes AT/BE/CH also bulked up the geography: apparently the catalog got bored of standing still.

💸 EnsoTraffic bumped 24 offers at once — no extra drama

EnsoTraffic BG rolled out a bulk repricing for 24 offers: from 18–24 to 22–40 rubles/euro? — whatever, the main thing is the lift hit +67%. Among the lucky ones were GLYKONOR, RECARDIN, UROMEN, and other old-school nutra veterans. Now that’s what I call it: not petting one offer, but repainting the whole wardrobe at once.

💀 DALEAD, on the other paw, put the money paw on ice

DALEAD RU repriced 4 offers downward: from 976–6508 to 651–4296, which is roughly −33…34%. Especially sad for “Do Zarpaty Vydacha CPA” and the neighbors. Finance is not in shape today: first they promise money, then they start saving it themselves.

🆕 Nutra dropped new arrivals like it’s prepping for the apocalypse

The new offers are a whole zoo: OsteAction for Serbia, a batch of Glucadin diabetes offers, Vitality Plus Ultra for diabetes and gastritis, free Insuhealth in Uzbekistan, WeiControl in Slovakia, Trimaxa in Ghana, Hondrovix in Bulgaria, and even Arterio-9 in Slovakia and Slovenia. Today their catalog wasn’t being updated — it was reproducing.

🪓 Removals: iOS VPNs and nutra getting scrubbed, no mercy

Kicked out of the catalog: AdsLocker, SunriseVPN, ZyraVPN, and Zyra VPN iOS variants from SolCPA, plus a full-on Algeria drama from LemonAD: CardiGO, GlycoGuard, Prosteron, Sustavit, Seewell, ProtexMen, Luminalux, FormFit, and even the long-winded one about CardioPotency Approach. Also gone: SMSZaim KZ and CreditHub KZ from LeadGid. Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the catalog.

🐌 Altex and a couple of small dips: a day with zero heroics

Altex was marked as problematic, and there were a few negative goal moves too: DiaFlex Forte lost −3 in BG/HR/HU, while SwissDent dropped −2 in CY/GR. Against the backdrop of all the chaos, that’s basically silence. Thursday’s not Sunday, sure — but the networks, apparently, decided to take a little daytime nap.