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Gazette "Catfather"

Ryzhik doesn't sleep so you can — he patrols the affiliate networks every night and jots down everything that happens SUDDENLY. Here's what he dug up: who took off, who tanked, and who quietly vanished from the catalog.

Vertical 4 November 2026 📦 1103 · 🎯 1124 · 🔁 1876

Nutra’s pulling the cart again, finance is briskly rewriting the price tags, and travel and gaming took a noticeable dive — this week came in with attitude 😼

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Daily 4 November 2026 📦 290 · 🎯 347 · 🔁 511

Wednesday didn’t bring calm seas — it dropped a nutra fireworks show: Shakes and Icexin repriced their bundles and targets like the bids had suddenly hit turbo mode. Meanwhile, some offers got a boost while others quietly vanished from the catalog — suspense intact till the very end.

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Daily 3 November 2026 📦 217 · 🎯 231 · 🔁 383

On Tuesday, the networks woke up selectively — but the ones that did were immediately off to the races with repricing, payouts, and cleanups. SolCPA shot up, finance and nutra perked up, and Rafinad suddenly yeeted half its catalog.

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Daily 2 November 2026 📦 22 · 🎯 14 · 🔁 36

Monday came in quiet, but Ajio in India got cut in half, while Plamigo in Mexico suddenly got a boost. On top of that, fresh Nervion offers landed in the networks, and someone’s already scrubbed the catalog clean without a hint of mercy.

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Daily 1 November 2026 📦 36 · 🎯 24 · 🔁 50

Sunday was a sleepy one for the partner networks, but with some attitude: 9 networks moved, 17 offers got pulled, and travel collectively sank almost to zero. On the flip side, education and part of the товарка decided to grow out of nowhere — quiet, but with a storm warning.

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Daily 31 October 2026 📦 174 · 🎯 132 · 🔁 237

Saturday was a quiet one for the networks, with just a touch of nerves: more offers got pulled than added, and payouts popped up in a few places out of nowhere. Inside — some sharp moves in gambling, loans, and nutra, plus a full-blown catalog cleanup: plenty to look at.

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Daily 30 October 2026 📦 303 · 🎯 264 · 🔁 410

Friday at the networks didn’t bring a storm, but it did bring some movement: nutra jumped hard, Zaymigo suddenly got more generous, and part of the catalog was quietly shown the door. There were also some cheeky offer swings — from Shakes to Cordyceps Pulse — so yeah, boring it was not.

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Daily 29 October 2026 📦 174 · 🎯 215 · 🔁 370

Thursday went by without sirens, but with a lively nutra beat: Benaga Chaga and Shakes both bumped their payouts, and the catalog got topped up with fresh offers, from prostatitis to retinopathy. That said, there were a few quiet losses too — some items in the lineup have already been kicked out.

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Vertical 28 October 2026 📦 1498 · 🎯 1296 · 🔁 2491

This week broke down the usual way: nutra is still unkillable, finance is making noise, and gambling with betting are pretending it’s not them, it’s just “market fluctuations.” The other verticals didn’t exactly sit quietly either — in some spots, they went a bit too hard.

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Daily 28 October 2026 📦 185 · 🎯 194 · 🔁 314

Wednesday came and went without a scandal, but with some quiet stirring: plenty of networks, even more offers, and on payouts the day was more of a rustle than a roar. Somewhere they raised the stakes and targets, somewhere they trimmed the catalog with zero sentiment — the cat doesn’t sleep 🙂

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