Thursday looked like a nutra warehouse after inventory: some jars came in, some got hauled out, and somebody even rewrote the price tags like it’s Black Friday for cough syrups and joint pills.
📱 FastVPN decided the world was too small for it
FastVPN had three iOS GEOs jump by +50% right away: Saudi Arabia 0.24→0.36, Japan 0.8→1.2, Turkey 0.4→0.6. The VPN pack suddenly started acting like a premium service, not another “turn it on and forget it” setup — looks like the network actually believes in mobile magic.
💊 CashFactories cranked the pharma machine to full blast
Nutra showed up today with a whole caravan of fresh faces: Aurisens, Bull Run Prime, Erexon Man, Myco Balance in versions for joints, prostatitis, diabetes and blood pressure, plus Viron XL and DiaQuilin. CashFactories rolled out an assortment like they didn’t open an offer wall, but a pharmacy for every age and diagnosis at once.
🚑 Myco Balance is stacking targets faster than people stack symptoms
Myco Balance targets started pouring in by the handful: Joints +4, Prostatitis +4, Hypertension +3, Prostatitis LOW +3. Diabetes LOW, Joints LOW and Neuropathy also got a bump. Nutra isn’t healing today — it’s scaling. At this pace, these offers will need their own therapist soon.
🧾 The cuts ran over the old favorites like a steamroller
Keto Guru, SwissDent, Hemcare, Metafix, STEPLEX in two versions, Opera Browser/VPN/One on desktop, Simbank KG, Kredio ZA and a whole bunch more ecom and nutra got kicked out of the catalog. Extra painful for the veterans: one day you’re a “legend,” the next you’re a line in the archive. The catalog got lighter, but not out of the goodness of its heart.
📈 Not everything was suffering today, either
Notable moves: Bioforce on joints in Kenya went from 15 to 21 (+40%), the car cleaning sponge in Kazakhstan — 3→4 (+33%), and Airpaz on tickets — 1.4→1.75 (+25%). Even travel, against this nutra circus, decided not to be left behind and tossed in a little cheer. Rare occasion when everybody got a piece of the pie, not just the patience test.
💀 Plamigo cooled off in Mexico, and Altex is just getting worse
Against the general hype, Plamigo MX slid 20→16 (−20%), while Altex got tagged as “issues.” And that’s the whole romance: payouts climb somewhere, and somewhere else the network isn’t even hiding the fact that its mood is like a cat in the rain — wants nothing, and complains on top of it.