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Gazette "Catfather"

Ryzhik doesn't sleep so you can — he patrols the affiliate networks every night and jots down everything that happens SUDDENLY. Here's what he dug up: who took off, who tanked, and who quietly vanished from the catalog.

Daily 18 October 2026 📦 17 · 🎯 17 · 🔁 20

Sunday in affiliate land was almost sleepy: nutra quietly cleaned house in its catalog, and payouts still refused to budge off zero. Five networks twitched, but without fireworks — a calm that’s suspiciously waiting for Monday.

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Daily 17 October 2026 📦 608 · 🎯 182 · 🔁 758

Saturday in partner land went down like a quiet cleanup op: AffiBay wiped out a bunch of nutra, while DALEAD suddenly bumped payouts in Russia. The rest of the market just kind of went silent and shuffled catalogs around.

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Daily 16 October 2026 📦 249 · 🎯 225 · 🔁 438

Friday handed nutra a full-on price raid: some offers shot through the roof, others got cut down without mercy, and AdCombo suddenly hit the gas like sleep got cancelled. Inside: joints, weight-loss, fresh arrivals, and a cleanup of the old-timers.

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Daily 15 October 2026 📦 830 · 🎯 275 · 🔁 1073

Shakes went full spring-cleaning mode: offers are getting yeeted in batches, while nutra suddenly decided to get pricier and spawn a pile of new launches. Some networks are feeling generous, others are cutting without an ounce of mercy — today’s catalog clearly didn’t sit around bored.

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Vertical 14 October 2026 📦 1718 · 🎯 1144 · 🔁 2713

Nutra pulled off another little immortality trick, finance trimmed the payouts, and the rest of the verticals got stuck in supporting roles — some got cut, some got a bump, and some just quietly survived the week. Loud, occasionally painful, but never boring.

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Daily 14 October 2026 📦 200 · 🎯 221 · 🔁 357

Nutra threw a full-on price carnival today: Shakes and the other networks pushed offers across Europe, sprinkled in some fresh launches, and at the same time scrubbed the catalog with zero sentiment. But it wasn’t all green: finance took a hit, and in some places the payouts collapsed to almost nothing.

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Daily 13 October 2026 📦 215 · 🎯 158 · 🔁 322

On Tuesday, nutra threw a weird little carnival: Shakes and Glucadin are handing out generosity, while Atomic Heart suddenly got chopped like payouts flipped into hardcore mode. Plus fresh GEOs, new offers, and a full catalog cleanup — boredom didn’t make the guest list.

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Daily 12 October 2026 📦 82 · 🎯 8 · 🔁 115

Monday came in quiet, but not without a little sabotage: Ajio and Prestamo365 cut their targets, and Rafinad straight-up swept a batch of offers out of the catalog. On top of that, Admitad got tagged as “going south” — the feed’s rustling, while the market is pretending it’s just a piece of furniture.

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Daily 11 October 2026 📦 220 · 🎯 165 · 🔁 223

Sunday was sleepy for the affiliate jungle, but Shakes suddenly took a chainsaw to the catalog, and AJIO also tossed in a nice product update. Nutra, finance, and GEOs got stirred up — worth a look.

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Daily 10 October 2026 📦 195 · 🎯 182 · 🔁 334

Saturday was a bit of a nervous one for the affiliate crowd: some networks were snoozing, while others suddenly marked offers up and hauled in a whole handful of nutra. The catalog, meanwhile, managed to both slim down and, in places, tick up a bit — “calm seas” only exists in the marketing copy here.

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