Gazette "Catfather"

One of those weeks where nutra is back dragging the whole room upward, while crypto and gambling quietly haul the furniture out the door. There was still room inside for sudden pumps, silent drawdowns, and a couple of verticals pretending that was the plan all along.

Shakes is in the middle of a full-blown nutra storm today: prices shot up, fresh Shivital rolled in for lungs and potency, and the network also went on a mass offer purge. Skyeng and finance are yanking the cat’s whiskers too — boredom clearly didn’t get an invite here 😼

On Tuesday, the networks played “hands off, let it sort itself out”: payouts were thin, offers were dropping like flies, and Affcountry basically crossed out half the catalog and went almost radio silent. On the bright side, Shakes suddenly cranked up nutra so hard the prices started climbing in batches.

Monday decided to keep it quiet: only two networks moved, but Atomic Heart in RU+CIS cranked payouts up, and MetaCPA shipped fresh nutra to Spain and Bulgaria. Calm seas? Only on the surface 😼

Sunday at the affiliate networks ran in “do not disturb” mode: no payouts, no new goals, and an instant spring clean of the nutra catalog. Weight loss, joints, and parasites offers quietly got the boot — the kind of calm that looks suspiciously like the quiet before a move.

Shakes pulled a Saturday purge: hundreds of offers and targets got yeeted, while nutra and finance took a wild swing both up and down at the same time. Fresh launches, sharp repricings, and a few nasty drops inside — no self-respecting cat would let that slide 😼

Friday wasn’t exactly quiet for the networks: XjetCPA suddenly hit the gas and wiped a bunch of nutra off the board, LeadGid generously bumped rates in Kazakhstan, and Shakes went full language-driven nutra marathon. Plus, in a few places, offers are flying off the shelves just as fast as they’re popping up.

Admitad suddenly went full rocket mode to 101 events with a median of 10.5, and nutra plus payouts also decided to run a spry little sprint: offers were climbing, new ones were dropping in by the bundle, and old ones were leaving without any ceremony. Not exactly a sleepy day for the networks 😉

This week served up a rare setup: nutra blew up like it had been fed rocket fuel, while finance suddenly shot to the moon. The rest of the verticals, by comparison, were modestly scraping up crumbs and pretending everything was under control.

Wednesday didn’t serve up a report — it served a nutra amusement park: 17 networks lit up, payouts got cranked to indecent levels in places, and a fresh batch of new offers came raining down. Plus Aray made a surprise debut with a huge entrance — the market clearly decided boredom is for other people 😉